Death of the Aussie bloke? I saw my neighbour in a shop gleefully trying every spray tan on his legs. This was hilarious as he's a proud ocker with all the tough guy tattoos and he was wearing a flannelette shirt over a Born to be Wild t-shirt with his beloved thongs. He swore black and blue it wasn't him and even though the weather's hot he won't go anywhere without his 'spray on' jeans on.

Sasha, SA